Roommate wanted for JDA House!

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Scott
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Roommate wanted for JDA House!

Post by Scott » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:33 pm

Two female SUU college students (roommates) wanted for large private master bedroom in new townhouse located near Wal-Mart in Cedar City. Will share large three bedroom townhouse with two guys (SUU students), one with serious girl friend in California. Girls must have names like "Joe", "Bobby", "Billy", “Sam” etc. so California girlfriend does not get unreasonable jealous. Girls must be neat and responsible. Rent is $170.00/month each including internet and utilities.
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oh scott

Post by sharon » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:24 pm

i certainly hope you arent calling me a jealous girlfriend..... you and i both know aaron is not even close to being a.... :pimp:
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Notice the date on the ad is 4-26-05

Post by Scott » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:49 am

This ad was put up pre-Sharon and was talking about a different jealous California girlfriend of a different (than Aaron) occupant of the JDA House.

If I had to re-write it I would do something like this:

Two female SUU college students (roommates) wanted for large private master bedroom in new townhouse located near Wal-Mart in Cedar City. Will share large three bedroom townhouse with two guys (SUU students), one with cute little girl friend in California who sleeps with a ballerina, loves vodka and hates McDonalds & microwaves. Girls must like to play pool, jacuzzi and drink. Girls must be neat, good cooks, and like to BBQ. Rent is $200.00/month each including internet, utilities and unlimited pool.

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haha

Post by sharon » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:15 am

haha nice save.....


aaron told me that was for ashley.... now i feel dumb... oh well i just havent met my quota of sleeping yet... better get back to that...
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bad scott

Post by sharon » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:16 am

i just read the part about sleeping with the ballerina! i do not sleep with the ballerina!!!!!


BAD SCOTT!!!!!!
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Sleeping with the ballerina...

Post by Scott » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:28 am

You can call it whatever you want! "Sleeping" just seemed like a good description to me!

When you say you have not met your "quota of sleeping" are you implying more than the ballerina?
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oye vey

Post by sharon » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:23 am

my quota of sleeping means that i havent been able to sleep until the usual 2:00 in the afternoon! i dont sleep with the ballerina! all i do is constantly make fun of her.... kind of like you do to aaron and me! so thats it! :P
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