From Tony Swift!
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2003 7:18 pm
Friends don't let friends take home ugly women.
----Men's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE
.Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
----Men's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE
.Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York