Kraft Family

Two female SUU college students (roommates) wanted for large private master bedroom in new townhouse located near Wal-Mart in Cedar City. Will share large three bedroom townhouse with two guys (SUU students), one with serious girl friend in California. Girls must have names like "Joe", "Bobby", "Billy", “Sam” etc. so California girlfriend does not get unreasonable jealous. Girls must be neat and responsible. Rent is $170.00/month each including internet and utilities.

i certainly hope you arent calling me a jealous girlfriend..... you and i both know aaron is not even close to being a....

This ad was put up pre-Sharon and was talking about a different jealous California girlfriend of a different (than Aaron) occupant of the JDA House.

If I had to re-write it I would do something like this:

Two female SUU college students (roommates) wanted for large private master bedroom in new townhouse located near Wal-Mart in Cedar City. Will share large three bedroom townhouse with two guys (SUU students), one with cute little girl friend in California who sleeps with a ballerina, loves vodka and hates McDonalds & microwaves. Girls must like to play pool, jacuzzi and drink. Girls must be neat, good cooks, and like to BBQ. Rent is $200.00/month each including internet, utilities and unlimited pool.

haha nice save.....


aaron told me that was for ashley.... now i feel dumb... oh well i just havent met my quota of sleeping yet... better get back to that...

i just read the part about sleeping with the ballerina! i do not sleep with the ballerina!!!!!


BAD SCOTT!!!!!!

You can call it whatever you want! "Sleeping" just seemed like a good description to me!

When you say you have not met your "quota of sleeping" are you implying more than the ballerina?

my quota of sleeping means that i havent been able to sleep until the usual 2:00 in the afternoon! i dont sleep with the ballerina! all i do is constantly make fun of her.... kind of like you do to aaron and me! so thats it! :P